3d MRB Quote Book

[SSgt (Ret) Melo]

@HM3 Speirs : Yo, get off my dick!

[MSgt Falconer]

@Capt Whelan Yeees, if we cant recruit people we might as well breed them.

[CW4 Levorse]

"you metabolize the semen in your asshole" - @HM3 Speirs

[LTC Brueske]

SSgt Songs: "I hate Africa"

[GySgt (Ret) Songs]

Capt Hart" pokes you: I hate africa too. Damn slaves

[Maj Whelan]

3 minutes ago, SSgt Songs said:

Capt Hart" pokes you: I hate africa too. Damn slaves

 

whelans brain: ):<

[LTC Brueske]

Spiers: "Hart is the the THOT police"

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

Speirs: Speaking of which, did you hear panic at the disco, no wait...
Rivera: First off it wasn't panic at the disco... it was.. man what was the name, you know Helena, black parade-
Whelan, Speirs cutting off Rivera: "When I was, A young boy, My father, took me into the city, To see a marching band."
Larence: What the fuck you guys singing?
Whelan: My chemical Romance duh.
Larence: I was a freshman in high school at the time, I didn't listen to this crap.
Whalen bans Larence stating "How dare"

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

Whelan: Yeah calm down 1-800-suck-a-dick @HM3 Speirs

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

Crain: The more you speak the more ammunition he has to jack off
Whelan making jack off noises through his mic
Lawrance: Well that escalated quickly 

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

Crain: I was in a porno before.
Rivera and Lawrence: Hold up where is this at?
Speirs: I don't want to see Cpl Crain dick it probably looks like a rotten yam.

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

Whelan: I just want to make a note, your quote in the book about me making noises....
Rivera: It wasn't you?
Whelan: I wasn't MAKING noises....

[W. McMuster]

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Now gamer girl shit? That's top tier" -@Capt Whelan

[CW4 Levorse]

"some of these shows weren't for kids" - Buono

"Power rangers?" - Levorse

 

"Yeah have you seen some of the outfits the women wear in them?  I've seen more clothes on strippers" - Buono

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"I wish I could touch the titty" -@Capt Whelan

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Yo I just want to fuck Whelan." - @2d Lt(T) Cole

[CW4 Levorse]

"fuck you I'm not rounding up for cancer, those kids can go die!" - @HM3 Speirs

additional:
"See I'll tip, but fuck them kids" 

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"You can do a lot with a one inch pecker" - @Capt Whelan

[CW4 Levorse]

"Alright gas me daddy" - @MAJ Brueske to @HM3 Speirs

[Capt Hawkins]

HM3 Speirs: "... thanks for making it not painful"
MSgt Falconer: "What?"

HM3 Speirs: "Last night"
MSgt Falconer: "Oh yah no problem"

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"God bless pornhub Hitler" - @LCpl McMuster

[Capt Hart]

In Global

 

<17:40:10> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": https://3dmrbru.com/forums/forum/290-160th-hq/
<17:40:23> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": off global

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Between my and falconer's swearing and Speirs' sluttery..." - @Capt Whelan

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"I must keep the hoes away and protect my holy virginity." - @Capt Whelan