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"Listen witch, grab your broom and shut the fuck up" - Rivera
"Uhm excuse me this a christian channel" - Songs

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@Capt Whelan: Wait, are you telling me we can get all of command staff together to play golf, but not to have a command staff meeting???

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People: Rivera, you okay?

Rivera: **loud angry spainish noises**

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"I looked like the tower of falling pizza and shit" -HMC Rivera

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"It's both, don't speak ill of the lord's nut" -LCpl McMuster

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"Counterpoint, what if the child is a rapist?" - Capt Whelan

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Capt Tullo starts drifting into the middle of the formation super fast. 

 

GySgt Falconer: “Fast and the furious Tullo drift.”

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HM3 Spears: I mean I'd do it again, but preferably with less internal bleeding

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<23:13:18> "MAJ "Pancake" Brueske": 07
<23:13:52> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": o7
<23:13:56> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": *S*
<23:14:17> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": o/
<23:14:32> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": \o
<23:14:34> "MAJ "Nemo" Carrera": \o
<23:14:46> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": \ o /
<23:14:49> "SSgt Songs": \0/
<23:14:56> "SSgt Songs": \o/
<23:14:58> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": (o)(o)
<23:15:02> "MAJ "Pancake" Brueske": UwU
<23:15:05> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
<23:15:18> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( O ) ( O )
<23:15:31> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (     .     )(     .     )
<23:15:55> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": ಠ ∩ ಠ
<23:15:58> "MAJ "Nemo" Carrera": <º.0>
<23:16:12> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (‡▼益▼)
<23:16:39> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": ୧(ಠ益ಠ)୨
<23:16:46> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (/゚Д゚)/
<23:17:48> "MAJ "Nemo" Carrera": Ѿ
<23:18:14> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": (  l  )
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<23:19:12> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
<23:19:35> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
<23:21:30> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ▼(´ᴥ`)▼
<23:21:44> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( ㅅ )
<23:22:07> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": Good( ・ω・)ノmorning~
<23:22:25> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ‎‫╭∩╮◕ل͜◕)╭∩╮‬‎
<23:25:42> "Maj  "Code Red" Hall": ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤───

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Me: "... in my spotify discover, "Jesus Forgive me I am a thot"
@LCpl O'Brien "That's a great recommendation for you"

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Technically quoting myself here but noone cares about that rule so fuck it.

Myself: "Rivera has now spent 16 bucks on getting friends to play a game with her"

@HMC (FMF) Rivera: "IM DOING IT FOR US, OK"

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Rivera: "Spiers you're like a door knob, everyone gets a turn."

 

*Loud Wheezing*

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1st LT Cole: "Big dyke energy. That's cool."

Capt Whelan dying in the background.

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HMC (FMF) Rivera: Alright so Razer uses all the same microphones in all of there stuff.
1stLt Cole: That's cause all Razer microphones are shitty.
HMC (FMF) Rivera: Now listen here your mom is shitty, - oh no I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring that in.
1stLt Cole: Yeah she has nothing to do with that.

GySgt Falconer in the background: No what is shitty is your immune system cole. 

Everyone cracking up in TS.

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HM3 Speirs: Pass me a cucumber, I am going to start packing.

HM3 Speirs: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY PICKLE DICK!!!!

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