3d MRB Quote Book

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

*2Lt Livingston is playing a Russian EPW*

Livingston: *heavy Russian accent* "You'll never make it off the island."

Me: "You been smoking, dude? Sounds like you got a throat problem there."

Livingston: *clears throat, then speaks in his normal voice* "Sorry."

[GySgt (Ret) Red]

Cpl Woods: "What were we talking about?"
Me: "I don't know"
Cpl Woods: "Something about a mothership"
Me: "Oh mother boards"

[SSgt (Ret) Moraven]

HM2 M. Anderson - Wait why can't i hear Moraven?

HM2 Benson - Because she's in cardiac arrest. 

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

Sgt Bazarnicki: Huh, "9-year-old boy missing since Wednesday in southern Michigan"...
Sgt Moraven: Vandes missing?!

[HMCM (Ret) (FMF) Bernal]

While loading in...

*S-3 Immersion Specialist* - "you get an extra ration of vodka. And when we get back, you can have extra Adidas and a track suit. Keep it chili briki."

[MSgt Falconer]

2ndLt Ray Just imagine what I'm going to do when I'm eligible for Captain

SSgt Falconer: You are gonna make the whore of Babylon look like a nun.

2ndLt Ray: I will be the professwhore of thermal dynamics, osmosis, hydraulics, and any other scientifically analogous process to sucking those PP right up.

 

[Guest]

Moraven (singing): Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!!!

Edited January 29, 2017 by Cpl VandeVord

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

2ndLt Brownlee: "Standby for... bullshit."

[Guest]

Sgt Moraven: Anything is a butt plug if you try hard enough.

[Sgt (Ret) Purcell]

Sgt Moraven: "Most of the quote book is me saying dumb things"

[Capt Hart]

Maj Whitby: What comes after 21? I mean 20? Oh 21!

[MSgt Falconer]

Me: Tell Boardman to stop tearing the house down behind you

Cpl Grimm: She is grinding up the skulls of little babies.

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

Sgt Purcell: Did you just assume his Milsim unit?!

[SSgt (Ret) Moraven]

HN Cummings - I looooooooooooooooooove dick!

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

Sgt Purcell: You need to take away like 5 O's. There is too much love on that dick.

[Sgt (Ret) Purcell]

Sgt Bazarnicki: There are alot of fence poles up people's asses.

[Guest]

SSgt McAllister: You know how your guy dicks around when you don't touch him?

[Guest Cpl Rougthvedt]

2ndLt Owns: Braathen, please don't rape me.

[Guest Cpl Rougthvedt]

During a discussion of Element 2 being empty in 8323 it got brought up that Cpl Cook was going to reserve and that LCpl Rem was also going to reserve becuse of a bad back while Cook was there.

Cpl VandeVord: Dammit, Cook. Did you make him carry all of your ammo?!

The whole channel breaks out in laughter.

[Capt Hart]

SSgt Falconer: Cool we get to go do an operation on URanus then?

Edited February 14, 2017 by 2ndLt Hart

[Seixeiro]

2ndLt Hart: Do you question my ability to count ABC?

*Teamspeak* User has left your channel. 

 

[Guest]

SSgt Braathen: BIG DISISION

[Capt Hart]

LCpl Cole: Yeah let me call up my boy God

[HM2 (Ret) M. Anderson]

Sgt Moraven: He was shoving SunnyD down my throat... The juice not the other D

[Guest]

Braathen trying to send me a video link for Sgt Specter to see on steam.

9:01 PM - Thobraa: give him this
9:01 PM - Thobraa: cheese steak jimmy's
VandeVord: What's a cheese steak jimmy?

*googles it*

WTF BRAATHEN!