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Capt (Ret) Dale

By Capt (Ret) Dale
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R. Carrendar
R. Carrendar

Why does everyone know me as "the guy afraid of birds"? Did they add that to the fucking ITC course?? - Pepperman

Specter
Specter

@SSgt McCelvy and I discussing his new channel: Me: Shit, now that we're actually in here, we should take the plastic covers off the furniture. McCelvy: I'm black, those are staying on.

Capt (Ret) Kardnal
Capt (Ret) Kardnal

Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport? MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy? Capt Kardnal

MSgt Falconer   

MSgt Falconer
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@Capt Whelan Yeees, if we cant recruit people we might as well breed them.

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LTC Brueske   

LTC Brueske
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SSgt Songs: "I hate Africa"

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Maj (Ret) Whelan   

Maj (Ret) Whelan
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3 minutes ago, SSgt Songs said:

Capt Hart" pokes you: I hate africa too. Damn slaves

 

whelans brain: ):<

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LTC Brueske   

LTC Brueske
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Spiers: "Hart is the the THOT police"

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K. Rivera   

K. Rivera
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Speirs: Speaking of which, did you hear panic at the disco, no wait...
Rivera: First off it wasn't panic at the disco... it was.. man what was the name, you know Helena, black parade-
Whelan, Speirs cutting off Rivera: "When I was, A young boy, My father, took me into the city, To see a marching band."
Larence: What the fuck you guys singing?
Whelan: My chemical Romance duh.
Larence: I was a freshman in high school at the time, I didn't listen to this crap.
Whalen bans Larence stating "How dare"

K. Rivera   

K. Rivera
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Crain: The more you speak the more ammunition he has to jack off
Whelan making jack off noises through his mic
Lawrance: Well that escalated quickly 

K. Rivera   

K. Rivera
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Crain: I was in a porno before.
Rivera and Lawrence: Hold up where is this at?
Speirs: I don't want to see Cpl Crain dick it probably looks like a rotten yam.

K. Rivera   

K. Rivera
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Whelan: I just want to make a note, your quote in the book about me making noises....
Rivera: It wasn't you?
Whelan: I wasn't MAKING noises....

CW4 Levorse   

CW4 Levorse
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"some of these shows weren't for kids" - Buono

"Power rangers?" - Levorse

 

"Yeah have you seen some of the outfits the women wear in them?  I've seen more clothes on strippers" - Buono

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CW4 Levorse   

CW4 Levorse
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"fuck you I'm not rounding up for cancer, those kids can go die!" - @HM3 Speirs

additional:
"See I'll tip, but fuck them kids" 

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Capt Hawkins   

Capt Hawkins
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HM3 Speirs: "... thanks for making it not painful"
MSgt Falconer: "What?"

HM3 Speirs: "Last night"
MSgt Falconer: "Oh yah no problem"

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