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@Capt Whelan Yeees, if we cant recruit people we might as well breed them.

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MSGT R. FALCONER
MSOT 8313 Team Chief | S-2 Zeus Operator / Battle Captain / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
 

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"you metabolize the semen in your asshole" - @HM3 Speirs

CW4 V. LEVORSE

Reserves

160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

 

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SSgt Songs: "I hate Africa"

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LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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3 minutes ago, SSgt Songs said:

Capt Hart" pokes you: I hate africa too. Damn slaves

 

whelans brain: ):<

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MAJ S. WHELAN

Retired

 

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Spiers: "Hart is the the THOT police"

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LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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Speirs: Speaking of which, did you hear panic at the disco, no wait...
Rivera: First off it wasn't panic at the disco... it was.. man what was the name, you know Helena, black parade-
Whelan, Speirs cutting off Rivera: "When I was, A young boy, My father, took me into the city, To see a marching band."
Larence: What the fuck you guys singing?
Whelan: My chemical Romance duh.
Larence: I was a freshman in high school at the time, I didn't listen to this crap.
Whalen bans Larence stating "How dare"

Posted

Crain: The more you speak the more ammunition he has to jack off
Whelan making jack off noises through his mic
Lawrance: Well that escalated quickly 

Posted

Crain: I was in a porno before.
Rivera and Lawrence: Hold up where is this at?
Speirs: I don't want to see Cpl Crain dick it probably looks like a rotten yam.

Posted

Whelan: I just want to make a note, your quote in the book about me making noises....
Rivera: It wasn't you?
Whelan: I wasn't MAKING noises....

Posted

"some of these shows weren't for kids" - Buono

"Power rangers?" - Levorse

 

"Yeah have you seen some of the outfits the women wear in them?  I've seen more clothes on strippers" - Buono

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CW4 V. LEVORSE

Reserves

160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

 

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"fuck you I'm not rounding up for cancer, those kids can go die!" - @HM3 Speirs

additional:
"See I'll tip, but fuck them kids" 

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CW4 V. LEVORSE

Reserves

160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

 

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HM3 Speirs: "... thanks for making it not painful"
MSgt Falconer: "What?"

HM3 Speirs: "Last night"
MSgt Falconer: "Oh yah no problem"

CAPT M. HAWKINS
MSOT 8313 Team Leader | S-1 A&D Clerk | S-3 ITC Instructor
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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In Global

 

<17:40:10> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": https://3dmrbru.com/forums/forum/290-160th-hq/
<17:40:23> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": off global

CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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