3d MRB Quote Book

[Guest]

SSgt McAllister: It's not you, it's not me, it's mom and dad.

[Capt Hart]

After 1stLt Ray got promoted...

<20:26:56> "Sgt Jennings": ray 1 hart 0

[Capt Hart]

Sgt Coburn: Hart you sounded like fucking Steven Hawking's wheelchair. Thats what you sounded like.

Edited February 20, 2017 by 2ndLt Hart

[Seixeiro]

Sgt Specter: Nyet, nyet, nyet.

LCpl Seixeiro: What?

Sgt Specter: Nyet,  I'm not talking to you I am on cellphone.

LCpl Seixeiro: Oh you're on cellphone?

Sgt Specter: Yes..... Do you not know what cellphone is, you stupid fucking capitalist pig!?!
(Specter is a 10/10 Immersion specialist)
 

Edited February 20, 2017 by LCpl Seixeiro

[Sgt (Ret) Livingston]

Gluttony: "How do i change this shit?"
Livingston: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Gluttony: "YOU ARE NOT LISTENING"

[LTC Brueske]

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SSgt Wolfe: "Koch you give me cancer" 

 

 

[Guest]

How Dennis and I communicate.

8:46 AM - Vande: Look at the retard trying to play world of warships
8:47 AM - Vande: shouldn't you be off screaming "Roll Tide!" at a squirrel or something?
9:10 AM - Dennis: i already did that this morning
9:10 AM - Dennis: so
9:10 AM - Dennis: fuk off

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

Talking about game listings on steam.

Sgt Moraven: "I dunno, I can't sort by 'lewd'. :("

[T. Cole]

"Is this an op?" - Some poor soul in global, during an op

Edited February 26, 2017 by LCpl Cole

[Sgt (Ret) Wyngaard]

Cpl Anky: "This is tac 1 he (injured civilian doctor that got shot while carrying suspicious satchel and running up to military personel) wants to talk about compensation.

GySgt Ash: "Tell him to fuck off we're not an HR company."

[SSgt (Ret) Moraven]

Cpl Anky: "Papa this is Tac 1"

GySgt Ash: "Send it"

Cpl Anky: "Uh....we have someone taking our MRAP"

GySgt Ash:" Uh.......well go get it"

[SSgt (Ret) Moraven]

*Cpl Anky posts 2 things to global in 5 minutes and is yelled at by the SgtMaj*

Sgt Moraven: *enters channel* tell that man to get off global

Cpl Anky: wait who's on global?

Edited February 26, 2017 by Sgt Moraven

[MSgt Falconer]

<04:45:16> " Sgt Boardman": ARES FOREVER
<04:45:19> " Sgt Boardman": BEST ARES
<04:45:24> " Sgt Boardman": #1 ARES
<04:45:29> "SSgt Falconer": You are gonna make me blush
<04:45:35> " Sgt Boardman": CUTEST ARES
<04:45:57> " Sgt Boardman": MOST SASSY ARES
<04:46:04> " Sgt Boardman": ARES ABOVE ALL OTHER ARES
<04:46:12> "Sgt Boardman": KING OF THE ARES
<04:46:37> " Sgt Boardman": PRIME MINISTER ARES, OF THE LAND OF ARES
<04:46:40> "SSgt Falconer": Geez

Edited February 27, 2017 by SSgt Falconer

[Seixeiro]

1stLt Ray: I want to help Hart in S-5 but I don't want to subject myself to his butterbar rule.
 

[MSgt Falconer]

1st Lt Ray: Join a zeus slut

[MSgt Van Dyke]

Sgt Miles: We got demo, we got AT, we got Van Dykes big gun...

[Maj (Ret) Whelan]

1stLt Brownlee: What's that thing that everyone has on their PC where you can paint?
1stLt: Brownlee: Oh it's called paint

[Capt (Ret) Rogers]

After HMC Oelschlager after he got back home while on vacation.

<21:23:15> "HMC Oelschlager": I eat ass

Edited March 9, 2017 by 1stLt Rogers

[Capt Hart]

Cpl Cole: Shoot it all over my face. You might get me excited!

[SSgt (Ret) Derr]

25 minutes ago, 2ndLt Hart said:

Cpl Cole: Shoot it all over my face. You might get me excited!

Can confirm. He does get excited.

[MSgt Falconer]

LCpl Seixeiro: nah they all just a bunch of pussies and we need to let natural selection take its course

[Seixeiro]

SSgt Falconer: If I had to be a generation I would be the machine gun generation.

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Capt Breuske: "Wait, what? Was that posted tomorrow?"

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

Cpl Hawkins: "Wait, why are we giving the enemy golden showers?"

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

Playing Ghost Recon Wildlands.

Sgt Specter: I'm filming this guy having sex with a prostitute.

PFC Schwarz: I wanna see!

PFC Schwarz: Oh now she's on top of him slapping him the face haha.