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FFS dude, tab management!

Sgt Spears *Joins channel* Sgt Spears: It's wild how difficult coffee is to make. . . GySgt Specter: Like...At what point? Brewed? Roasted? Picked? Grown? Sgt Spears: *Rambling, total confusion, no idea what he's talking about* SSgt Turk *Joins channel* Capt Kardnal: Turk, how is coffee made? SSgt Turk: Oh, you grow it on trees, and pick beans and then roast them and then grind the beans and you steep in water so you can drink it in morning so you don't murder your neighbors. GySgt Specter: That's not even his first language and he's educated me more in five seconds than you have in five minutes.

When you come out of reserves and have all your permissions taken away...

@Capt Kardnal when @LtCol Makowski asks for a patrol report

>Be me >Goes to indoor gun range with @GySgt Specter >Load 4 mags for my new ak >Hangs up big $6 Fluorescent target >Send Target down 15 yards > Shoot 1 10 round mag at center target (Grouping about 3 inches in size about an inch and a half above the center target) >Offer for @GySgt Specter to shoot a mag > First round hits the very top of the paper, next 2 miss, on the 4th he hits the wedge about 6 inches above the target holding the cardboard and it releases the target to the floor. >Chuckle with the Range officer about it. >Hang up new target $6 Target >Offer @GySgt Specter another mag >He Knocks it off again >Next time I'm going shooting with @HM3 (Ret) Sokolowski

Maj LaPrade bombs our 'briefing' in the closet. Code Red! (Posted here as requested)

I'm gonna be taking a freaking dump on your new pool table on your new deck