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Specter when he gets called for dinner.

Written by: SSgt Falconer Photoshop work by: SSgt Benson

MSOTs be like:

<23:55:30> "SSgt Anderson" connected to channel "S-5 SNCOIC - *****" <23:55:59> "SSgt Anderson" pokes you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxpeuxUiOA <23:56:01> "SSgt Anderson" disconnected (Atlas 2 Out)

When you try to find an interesting place on a vanilla map to have a mission that you haven't used before - and can't.

The only thing that matters so far in GoT

Sgt Spears: Picking up this Igla. [Also wielding AK] Sgt Hastings: CONTACT FRONT Sgt Spears: Wha- Hastings lights Spears up with a 7-9 round burst. Hastings, audibly clenching teeth: Oof.. that was friendly.. what am I gonna do.. Capt Kardnal: You should be moving to medically assist him right now.. Hastings, ever the smartass: Yeah but I'm pulling security. Capt Kardnal: Clearly.

Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport? MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy? Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Papa, be advised that Tac 2 has room in the MRAP, pile them in there. Demo the technical. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. Looks like tac 1 just found their fifth guy, doesn't look like they can fit in the MRAP now due to numbers. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Go ahead and remove demo then. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. But be advised that 1 has now done the following: Placed demo on the vic, removed demo from the vic, put tires on the vic, put demo on the vic, and is now removing demo from the vic. So I'm just gonna give the vic to them at this point. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Alternatively we could convert to Islam in field and leave the demo strapped on the vic. [DEAD AIR]

LtCol Makowski: Can i NJP someone for what someone quoted them as saying in a quote book? *Makowski's brain*: *shrugs*

Explaining laptop RAM installation to LTC Brueske: SSgt Anderson: "Brueske, you literally just put it in." Maj Ray: "That's what she said." SSgt Anderson: "Brueske isn't familiar with that either." LTC Brueske: "Ouch, Anderson." Maj Ray: "Brueske, it's just like sex. First you have to unscrew and pull down the covers. Then you need to find the clip. You touch the clip and then the slot speads open, and you then you stick it in." SSgt Anderson: dying laughing

Tales from CS OPSEC: Maj Ray: "Alright, let's begin by going top to bottom." LtCol Makowski: "Ooooh, yeah, I like going top to bottom." SSgt Whelan: "I feel like we need one of those water spray bottles. Bad Makowski!"

Capt Kardnal: There were Iranian operatives, operating... operationally.