Maj (Ret) Ray Posted August 24, 2017 Capt Wolfe: "Oh my God, look at that fucking ass! It's like a Jabberwocky!"
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted August 27, 2017 Your Command Staff at work: Capt Ray: "I'm back, I apologize for the delay. Oh, Makowski has his BRB up, I should have taken my time." Capt Wolfe: "He's taking a shit." 1stLt Hart: "That's a long bloody shit." Capt Ray: "That sounds pretty bad." 1stLt Hart, realizing what he actually just said: "Oh, *lol* I didn't mean it like that!" Capt Wolfe: "Ohhhhhhhh, that's disgusting. I've smelled that before. I'd rather smell a dead body!" 2
Seixeiro Posted August 28, 2017 @Capt Ray(counting our load order): Soko 5, Six 6..... (I've been waiting almost a year for this.) 1 1
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 1, 2017 Meanwhile, on global... <16:31:22> "Capt Wolfe": Koch is drunk my channel <16:31:27> "1stLt Koch": fuck unjk 1
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted September 4, 2017 15th MEU , 3dMRB joint op ""C/Cpl M. Campos": the ghillies wouldnt talk to me" 3
T. Cole Posted September 4, 2017 Capt Wolfe: I'm proud of you guys- SSgt Kozak: Aw thanks Pops Capt Wolfe: -but I still hate you all 2 1
MSgt Falconer Posted September 4, 2017 *swimming across to the small island* Cpl Ruping: man i'd love to hop on that gun boat and vietnam these fucks *after getting off the gun boat* Cpl Ruping: man we vietnamed those fucks 2 2
MSgt (Ret) Wolfe Posted September 5, 2017 <02:44:36> "Cpl Kardnal": im streaking in global and no one can stop me! <02:52:13> "Cpl Kardnal" was kicked from the server by "Capt Wolfe" Yes But I can 3
HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams Posted September 6, 2017 SSgt Bingham: Wolfe is like a sophisticated redneck. Everyone else: Oh really? SSgt Bingham: Yeah he's eaten crayons before. 3 1
LtCol (Ret) Makowski Posted September 8, 2017 *While giving a unit wide meeting about using proper pomp and circumstance with seniors.* <20:13:42> "HMC (FMF) Parker": dont say wolfey again lol <20:13:49> "SSgt Bingham": thank you <20:18:57> "HMC (FMF) Parker": omg lol *does it over and over again after hounding people for it* 1 1
MSgt (Ret) Bingham Posted September 8, 2017 1 minute ago, 1stLt Makowski said: *While giving a unit wide meeting about using proper pomp and circumstance with seniors.* <20:13:42> "HMC (FMF) Parker": dont say wolfey again lol <20:13:49> "SSgt Bingham": thank you <20:18:57> "HMC (FMF) Parker": omg lol *does it over and over again after hounding people for it* I'm sorry everyone. I do it just as much as the next person. Need to work on it myself.
T. Cole Posted September 11, 2017 1stLt Makowski: I don't want to hear your facts, Specter! They could be wearing clown masks with their dicks hanging out, they're god damn Navy SEALs, they're tier one at all times! 1
HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams Posted September 13, 2017 Playing Rainbow Six Siege: Sgt Cole: She found my head faster than I can find my dick. 3
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 14, 2017 Capt Ray: "Heyyyyyy I had water pressure and took a shower for the first time in 3 days!" Sgt Cole: "Nice" Sgt Cole: "I've had water pressure this whole time and I think I hadn't showered in 3 days!" 1 1
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted September 17, 2017 SSgt Bingham: You need to figure out which of the bridesmaids you want in your hotel thou- Cpl Corman: (deadpan) I'd go for the bride 1stLt Makowski: You're a homewrecker at heart, aren't you?
HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams Posted September 17, 2017 <16:18:06> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:22:11> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:22:47> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:24:42> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:25:20> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:28:47> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:28:50> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:30:17> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:32:03> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:33:41> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:33:45> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:40:25> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:40:44> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:41:15> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:41:33> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:43:53> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:44:32> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:46:15> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:46:41> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:47:39> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) <16:48:45> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe" <16:49:15> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost) Hows that upgraded internet going for you @Capt Wolfe 5
T. Cole Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) "I hate this little midget piece of shit! I hate his little fucking smirking face!" - SSgt Kozak, on Knick Knack "*maniacal laugh* I swear to god... every time he walks... I want to beat the shit out of him" - SSgt Kozak, further on the small person Edited September 24, 2017 by GySgt Cole 1 1
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HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams Posted September 25, 2017 HM2 (FMF) Williams: So Cole you've had cancer twice right? GySgt Cole: I wish
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 25, 2017 GySgt Cole: "Wait, Parker said something? What did I miss?" SSgt Specter: "We were talking about the first person to use tampons, and Parker asked, 'What, in their ass?'"
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 25, 2017 (edited) Capt Ray: "I'm back. Where did everyone go?" CW3 "Otto" Whelan: "S-5 meeting." Capt Ray: "Oh. Wait, where are Grimm and Boardman?" HM2 (FMF) Williams: "They left for the night." Capt Ray: "Ah. Sunday Night Sex at the Boardgrimm household." HM2 (FMF) Williams: "I wish that was my household tonight." CW3 "Otto" Whelan: "I wouldn't mind having sex with Grimm either." Edited September 25, 2017 by Capt Ray
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 26, 2017 HM2 (FMF) Williams: "Hey, who's Jon Gruden?" GySgt Cole: "He's a former coach." SSgt Specter: "Yeah, he used to coach Tampa Bay and the Raiders." HM2 (FMF) Williams: "Is he black?" GySgt Cole: "What? No, why?" HM2 (FMF) Williams: "He's listed as the color commentator…" SSgt Specter, dying laughing: "J Willy, you retard!" 1 1 1
Maj (Ret) Whelan Posted September 27, 2017 GySgt Cole: "Insertion is another name for penis fucking" 1
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