3d MRB Quote Book

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Capt Wolfe: "Oh my God, look at that fucking ass! It's like a Jabberwocky!"

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Your Command Staff at work:

 

Capt Ray: "I'm back, I apologize for the delay. Oh, Makowski has his BRB up, I should have taken my time."

Capt Wolfe: "He's taking a shit."

1stLt Hart: "That's a long bloody shit."

Capt Ray: "That sounds pretty bad."

1stLt Hart, realizing what he actually just said: "Oh, *lol* I didn't mean it like that!"

Capt Wolfe: "Ohhhhhhhh, that's disgusting. I've smelled that before. I'd rather smell a dead body!"

[Seixeiro]

@Capt Ray(counting our load order): Soko 5, Six 6.....
(I've been waiting almost a year for this.)

 

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Meanwhile, on global...

 

<16:31:22> "Capt Wolfe": Koch is drunk my channel
<16:31:27> "1stLt Koch": fuck unjk

[Capt (Ret) Koch]

@Sgt Cole

frist

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

15th MEU  , 3dMRB joint op

""C/Cpl M. Campos": the ghillies wouldnt talk to me"

[GySgt Cole]

Capt Wolfe: I'm proud of you guys-

SSgt Kozak: Aw thanks Pops

Capt Wolfe: -but I still hate you all

[MSgt Falconer]

*swimming across to the small island*

Cpl Ruping: man i'd love to hop on that gun boat and vietnam these fucks

*after getting off the gun boat*

Cpl Ruping: man we vietnamed those fucks

[MSgt (Ret) Wolfe]

<02:44:36> "Cpl Kardnal": im streaking in global and no one can stop me!
<02:52:13> "Cpl Kardnal" was kicked from the server by "Capt Wolfe" 

 

Yes But I can

 

 

[MSgt (Ret) Bingham]

Sgt Cole: "hurricaned"

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

SSgt Bingham: Wolfe is like a sophisticated redneck.

Everyone else: Oh really?

SSgt Bingham: Yeah he's eaten crayons before.

[LtCol (Ret) Makowski]

*While giving a unit wide meeting about using proper pomp and circumstance with seniors.* 

<20:13:42> "HMC (FMF) Parker": dont say wolfey again lol
<20:13:49> "SSgt Bingham": thank you
<20:18:57> "HMC (FMF) Parker": omg lol 

*does it over and over again after hounding people for it*

[MSgt (Ret) Bingham]

1 minute ago, 1stLt Makowski said:

*While giving a unit wide meeting about using proper pomp and circumstance with seniors.* 

<20:13:42> "HMC (FMF) Parker": dont say wolfey again lol
<20:13:49> "SSgt Bingham": thank you
<20:18:57> "HMC (FMF) Parker": omg lol 

*does it over and over again after hounding people for it*

 

 

I'm sorry everyone. I do it just as much as the next person. Need to work on it myself.  

[GySgt Cole]

1stLt Makowski: I don't want to hear your facts, Specter! They could be wearing clown masks with their dicks hanging out, they're god damn Navy SEALs, they're tier one at all times!

 

 

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

Playing Rainbow Six Siege:

 

Sgt Cole: She found my head faster than I can find my dick.

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Capt Ray: "Heyyyyyy I had water pressure and took a shower for the first time in 3 days!"

Sgt Cole: "Nice"

Sgt Cole: "I've had water pressure this whole time and I think I hadn't showered in 3 days!"

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

SSgt Bingham: You need to figure out which of the bridesmaids you want in your hotel thou-
Cpl Corman: (deadpan) I'd go for the bride
1stLt Makowski: You're a homewrecker at heart, aren't you?

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

<16:18:06> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:22:11> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:22:47> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:24:42> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:25:20> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:28:47> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:28:50> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:30:17> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:32:03> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:33:41> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:33:45> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:40:25> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:40:44> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:41:15> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:41:33> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:43:53> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:44:32> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:46:15> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:46:41> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:47:39> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)
<16:48:45> "Capt Wolfe" connected to channel "Company Commander - Capt Wolfe"
<16:49:15> "Capt Wolfe" dropped (connection lost)

 

Hows that upgraded internet going for you @Capt Wolfe

[GySgt Cole]

"I hate this little midget piece of shit! I hate his little fucking smirking face!" - SSgt Kozak, on Knick Knack

 

"*maniacal laugh* I swear to god... every time he walks... I want to beat the shit out of him" - SSgt Kozak, further on the small person

Edited September 24, 2017 by GySgt Cole

[Maj Whelan]

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rip @MAJ Brueske

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

HM2 (FMF) Williams: So Cole you've had cancer twice right?

GySgt Cole: I wish

 

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

GySgt Cole: "Wait, Parker said something? What did I miss?"

SSgt Specter: "We were talking about the first person to use tampons, and Parker asked, 'What, in their ass?'"

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Capt Ray: "I'm back. Where did everyone go?"

CW3 "Otto" Whelan: "S-5 meeting."

Capt Ray: "Oh. Wait, where are Grimm and Boardman?"

HM2 (FMF) Williams: "They left for the night."

Capt Ray: "Ah. Sunday Night Sex at the Boardgrimm household."

HM2 (FMF) Williams: "I wish that was my household tonight."

CW3 "Otto" Whelan: "I wouldn't mind having sex with Grimm either."

Edited September 25, 2017 by Capt Ray

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

HM2 (FMF) Williams: "Hey, who's Jon Gruden?"

GySgt Cole: "He's a former coach."

SSgt Specter: "Yeah, he used to coach Tampa Bay and the Raiders."

HM2 (FMF) Williams: "Is he black?"

GySgt Cole: "What? No, why?"

HM2 (FMF) Williams: "He's listed as the color commentator…"

SSgt Specter, dying laughing: "J Willy, you retard!"

[Maj Whelan]

GySgt Cole: "Insertion is another name for penis fucking"