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Capt (Ret) Dale

3d MRB Quote Book

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*5 of us playing Seige*

Mohid: Come on Carter you suck
Me: I'm stoned on painkillers it's not my fault.
Mohid: Ahhh, I wish I was stoned. Jk not today.
Specter: The only thing you stone is women.
*Incoherent laughter*

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Sgt DelPercio: The airforce has AFSOC, Marines is MARSOC, Navy is....NSFW?

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1stLt Cole: "I can't think of FDR's first name, I keep thinking feodore."

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Falconer -

Rikard-Today at 9:12 PM

Baz, get on TS. I feel like smacking some balls around before bed.

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Capt Hart: Oh?! Why is Mycka unconscious? What did he do?

 

Cpl Turk: Ooo! Lets take advantage of him!

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Bohannon: Alright, once the pilot gives the green light I'll deploy the fast ropes and call out drop numbers.

 

Whelan: Green light.

 

Bo: Alright, doors opening, ropes ou-

 

*helicopter explodes*

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*during SSgt Carter's Fun OP*

 

SSgt Jones: Alright, so the ROE with the Mk 19-

 

*explosion destroys MRAPs*

 

Jones: ...just try not to hit some of the target areas where the HV-

 

*MRAPs Explode and begin to cook off, GySgt Hito is flung into space*

 

Jones: ...where the HVT might be. I don- *laughter*

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Zietara: Ah these new breaching charges are cool

 

Rivera: Put one on my chest. Front towards enemy right? I'll be the best pointman ever.

 

Zietara: Yea, Once.

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By Bohannon

[Playing Men Of War Assault Squad Two]
Bohannon: I thought we said no artillery
Torregrossa: What do you mean, Mortars aren't Artillery
Bohannon: ...
Torregrossa: Oh wait...
Bohannon: [Mutes Mic] And That is why you're in a different MSOT with the ASVAB score of a cum dumpster [sighs]

The type of stuff that happens when they are by themselves lmaoo 

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Cpl Turk: Oh we got six times promotion points?!? That makes me so hard

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*full giggle*

 

 

GySgt "Mako, be advised Bruske reports he is engines off, at one thousand km kilometers per hour and increasing while passing 4km... would you like to have them just halo at this point?"

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<19:33:38> "SSgt Carter": Parker is my spirit anal
<19:33:43> "SSgt Carter": animal*
<19:33:45> "SSgt Carter": hahaha
<19:33:47> "2ndLt Jones": LMAO

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@Maj Makowski messaging me on Steam:

 

Mako: *asks question about S-2 thing*

Mako: Wait a sec

Mako: Youre on LOA

Me: *answers question*

Mako: REEEEEEE

Mako: *ignores yiu until you come bacn from loa*

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Capt Kardnal: "Aw I swiped right but I wanted to look at her ass more"

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I was filling for 8321's FTX when suddenly:

<12:32:50> "Capt Kardnal" pokes you: holy shit a unicorn

<12:33:14> You poked "Capt Kardnal" with message: one day only

<12:33:22> "Capt Kardnal": DEFINITELY A UNICORN THEN

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Tales from CS OPSEC:

 

Maj Makowski: "Now, when I'm on the ground, my callsign is Mako. When I'm in the air, my callsign is Sharknado."

CW4 Whelan, suppressing his laughter: "It's funny but I fucking hate you so much right now!"

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Pepperman: are you on boss net?


Cole: im on not net because im not in the unit you big dumb

fuckin bird boy
 

Pepperman: REEE

wauben sounded like u and i was like 'make a wish actual this is crusader 1' and noone laughed

b/c it wasnt u

lol

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During an Amphibious assault on an enemy outpost in antistasi 

 

Wauben: "splash,out"

Hart: "Yeah thats me dropping mortars on the outpost"

Wauben: "Well i was making more of a boat joke, but i guess that works to"

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Maj Makowski, during a CS meeting: "Hold on, someone just snapchatted me porn and now I'm confused"

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