3d MRB Quote Book

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"@Capt Hart always struck me as a bit of a furry" - @MSgt Falconer

[Capt Hart]

3 hours ago, HM3 Speirs said:

"@Capt Hart always struck me as a bit of a furry" - @MSgt Falconer

 

WTF @MSgt Falconer

[MSgt Falconer]

2 minutes ago, Capt Hart said:

 

WTF @MSgt Falconer

Context is VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY important here.

[MSgt Falconer]

@Capt Hart "Get it and come do it with me"

[Capt Hart]

@HM3 Speirs 

 

"I finger the console."

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

[GySgt Cole]

*1 hour after taking command of the unit*

Capt Hart: Rivera I am COMMANDING YOU to stop WHATEVER you are about to do

[GySgt Cole]

Capt Hart: If you hear me blowing I'm not doing drugs or whatever

[Capt Hart]

@Capt Whelan "Commander's Intent - Nut"

[CW4 Levorse]

"The nazis were great at jewology" - @MSgt Falconer

[Capt Hart]

HM3 Speirs: You'd be the type of person to have a fleshlight.

Cpl Melo: *Short Pause* I haven't used it in a while

 

 

HM3 Speirs left your channel.

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Nice dick." - @Capt Whelan to me

[MAJ Carrera]

HMC (FMF) Rivera: "Insturd"

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

Sgt Melbert during 8321 op:

 

”oh now you fucking surrender!  You fucking would you god damn isis fucker! I should shoot you in the fucking head!”

[SSgt (Ret) Melbert]

Capt Wheelan: Lock it up. HMC Kakta anything for medical?

Maj Brueske giggling & interrupting Kakta

HMC(FMF) Kakta: Fuck it I got nothing

Capt Wheelan: Viking, anything for medical?

HMC(FMF) Rivera: Nah I got nothing (starts laughing)

Capt Wheelan: Why the fuck do we bother with you people!

 

[GySgt (Ret) Songs]

MSgt Falconer:  "Women shouldn't talk."

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"You talkin mad shit for someone in cumshot distance" - @WO1 Levorse

[Capt Hart]

@Capt Whelan - I am shootey Jesus

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"I'm going to do the white power sign!" - @MSgt Falconer

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"your cunt is never going to be as aggressive as mine, cause mine is austrlian" - @Capt Whelan

[CW4 Levorse]

"Could you drown a child in that much splooge?" - @HM3 Speirs

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"You'd be under the 'barely legal' tab on PornHub" @LCpl Spears to me

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"McMuster is not a homosexual, though he wishes he was." @LCpl McMuster

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Stop being so FUCKING MOIST" - @WO1 Levorse

[SSgt Benson]

@HMC (FMF) Rivera to me - "Benson, I might need your PP....wait"

 

*Rivera making weird noises while getting a back massage from her wife* The wife - "TURN OFF YOUR MIC!!"