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Capt (Ret) Dale

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*1 hour after taking command of the unit*

Capt Hart: Rivera I am COMMANDING YOU to stop WHATEVER you are about to do

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HM3 Speirs: You'd be the type of person to have a fleshlight.

Cpl Melo: *Short Pause* I haven't used it in a while

 

 

HM3 Speirs left your channel.

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Sgt Melbert during 8321 op:

 

”oh now you fucking surrender!  You fucking would you god damn isis fucker! I should shoot you in the fucking head!”

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Capt Wheelan: Lock it up. HMC Kakta anything for medical?

Maj Brueske giggling & interrupting Kakta

HMC(FMF) Kakta: Fuck it I got nothing

Capt Wheelan: Viking, anything for medical?

HMC(FMF) Rivera: Nah I got nothing (starts laughing)

Capt Wheelan: Why the fuck do we bother with you people!

 

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@HMC (FMF) Rivera to me - "Benson, I might need your PP....wait"

 

*Rivera making weird noises while getting a back massage from her wife* The wife - "TURN OFF YOUR MIC!!"

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