3d MRB Quote Book

[Maj Whelan]

Sgt Cole: I like to fly boys

[GySgt Cole]

"I SWEAR. THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED." - 1stLt Ray
"I can't hear you, I'm watching the Emoji Movie trailer." - 1stLt Hart

"Ooh Netcode Dancing!" - 1stLt Hart
"HART. I WILL -" - 1stLt Ray
"Netcode dancing, candy crush with emojis!" - 1stLt Hart
"I WILL FIND A WAY TO REACH THROUGH THE INTERNET AND KILL YOU" - 1stLt Ray
"The Emoji Movie!" - 1stLt Hart
*Growling* - 1stLt Ray

Edited May 21, 2017 by Cpl Cole

[GySgt Cole]

<20:26:17> "Cpl Melo": Women are evil
<20:26:32> "1stSgt De Leo": We know, get off global now

[GySgt (Ret) Songs]

Sgt Cole:  I'm being chased by a gay Mexican in a red hot skinsuit on a motorcycle.  Help!

[Capt Hart]

2ndLt Wolfe: I like how together we all make a penis with our ranks. Brueske is the ball-sack of the unit.

Capt Brueske: Except Schwartz's rank is upside down for it to be the tip.
2ndLt LaPrade: No its an inside-out dick so.
2ndLt Wolfe: Not unless its someone docking.

Edited May 30, 2017 by 2ndLt Hart

[GySgt (Ret) Red]

HM3 (FMF) Mask: ***Singing this***
Me: Mask, what.....the fuck......are you singing.
HM3 (FMF) Mask: HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE CHANNEL?!?!

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

"Did I ever tell you the story about dick cheese?" -2ndLt Wolfe

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Sgt Cole: "My bottle is haunted! I think one of my limbs doesn't work, my bottle just FLEW across my desk!"

[Specter]

@1stLt Makowski : If you don't have a man crush on @Sgt Grimm , you don't belong on this team.

[Capt Hart]

1stLt Koch:

Koch: If wlfe adks im currently geting inebriqtdd
Koch: Inebriated
Koch: not even on ts
Koch: nberd
 

Edited June 24, 2017 by 1stLt Hart

[Capt Koch]

29 minutes ago, 1stLt Hart said:

1stLt Koch:

Koch: If wlfe adks im currently geting inebriqtdd
Koch: Inebriated
 

[LtCol (Ret) Makowski]

@1stLt Koch Did getting Inebriated help? I need to know.. for Science reasons.

[Capt Koch]

21 minutes ago, 1stLt Makowski said:

@1stLt Koch Did getting Inebriated help? I need to know.. for Science reasons.

yes

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

1stLt Hart, every few minutes while performing S-4 duties: "There's a slight discrepancy..."

[Seixeiro]

1stLt Ray: Do you want me to whip this sucker out now, or are you gonna step back cuz its gonna flop around?
 

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

During an RP session...

GySgt Falconer to 1stLt Hart: "Well, you're just an elf, so shut your mouth."

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Sgt Cole: "The bad guys come at you from the front. @1stLt Makowski comes at you from the rear. And he's got a big fucking cock."

[Seixeiro]

Cpt Brueske: What is easy to get in but hard to get out?

LCpl Seixeiro: Your mom!

Cpt Brueske: No.... a prison.

Sgt Grimm: I like your mom better.

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

2ndLt Wolfe, after suddenly entering SSgt Specter's channel: "Does anyone know anything about Pokemon cards?"

[MSgt (Ret) Wolfe]

On 5/30/2017 at 1:20 AM, 1stLt Hart said:

2ndLt Wolfe: I like how together we all make a penis with our ranks. Brueske is the ball-sack of the unit.

Capt Brueske: Except Schwartz's rank is upside down for it to be the tip.
2ndLt LaPrade: No its an inside-out dick so.
2ndLt Wolfe: Not unless its someone docking.

 

 

[Maj Whelan]

Sgt Cole: WOAH! I had a porn tab open all day

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

Talking to Capt Wolfe in TS:

"Capt Wolfe": I don't remember ill take a look tomorrow. I'm going to bed
"HM2 Williams (Work)": k night boo

You were kicked from channel "Team Comms Chief -  SSgt Specter" by "Capt Wolfe" (Im not your boo)

[Seixeiro]

Cpl Bailey: That shit looks like Columbine.

[Capt Hart]

Capt Wolfe1: Brueske ima gonna Opsec my foot up your ass

Edited August 18, 2017 by 1stLt Hart

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

1stLt Hart: "I am hearing my own eyes blink."