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Cpl Schwarz, on planting satchel charges on dirty-bomb's:
"LT, i'm not sure I can condemn a population like this." Satchel in his hands, hesitation in his eyes.

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Monday, January 15, 2018
2:24 PM - Cole: https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-cinema/saudi-arabia-begins-screening-films-after-decades-long-ban-lifted-idUKKBN1F40QS
2:25 PM - Ray: The new kings are opening up pretty quickly. Good for them.
2:25 PM - Cole: wait
2:25 PM - Cole: did you read what the first movie screened was
2:26 PM - Ray: Nope, just the headline. Let's see.
2:26 PM - Ray: Children's films... which one?
2:26 PM - Ray: Oh God
2:26 PM - Ray: WHY
2:26 PM - Ray: NOOOOOO
2:26 PM - Ray: WHY
2:26 PM - Ray: FUCK THAT
2:27 PM - Ray: BURN IT ALL
2:27 PM - Cole: :^)
2:27 PM - Ray: YOU MANAICS, YOU BLEW IT UP
 

@Cpl Seixeiro

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Cpl Markin: I can taste the colors.
 Later that night.....
GySgt Cole: My name is Tom.
Cpl Markin: All the guys I have crushes on are named Tom.
Even Later
Cpl Markin: Where dafuq did all this BBQ sauce come from?

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He keeps speaking
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GySgt Cole: Oh woah thats video game porn.
Even later that night
GySgt Cole: Oh mai gawd chicks with dicks!
5 Seconds later 
GySgt Cole: Oh wow thats a dick
Even fucking later 
GySgt Cole: Thats a HUGE penis
 

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Tonight has been a wild night
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Capt Makowski: Oh my god i haven't heard something put so well to describe some peoples' lives.
Capt Makowski: They're either on "encourage" or "discourage" for a time.. .
Capt Makowski: Half of everyone on here is STUCK in discourage mode!

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HMC (FMF) Parker and Capt Makowski are annoying one another. . .

Capt Makowski: *Angry sigh in his new mic, sounds nothing like normal*
Capt Ray: New mic, who dis?

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Cpl Seixeiro asked me to help 2ndLt Kardnal and Sgt Carter with an emergency situation regarding hosting their WW2 fun op. As I'm downloading the mods and setting up the server, this appears on Steam:

 

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The end of my confrontation with GySgt Cole, playing a Priest:

GySgt Cole, as a helicopter gets closer: "OH LOOK, IT IS JESUS HIMSELF"
GySgt Cole, as the helicopter rocket runs him: "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD ON MY SIDE"

GySgt Cole then flies off after exploding, whilst I laugh until I cry.

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While play Civilization 5 with HM1 Mask and CW2 Carrendar:

 

HM1 Mask: How do i know what is a jungle?

HM1 Tullo: It has water in it!

HM1 Mask: I had to ask...

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Me: *Making a crude humor joke.*

Carrendar: "Whats the line again? Feed it to me"
*Tells him*
Carrendar: *Cracking up*


R.Tullo: Dont tell your wife that
Carrendar: *Tells her*
R.Tullo: Run Carren Run!!!

..We never heard from him again..

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