3d MRB Quote Book

[GySgt Cole]

I'm explaining how the Giants are dropping Ereck Flowers (left tackle) for a player from the Patriots:

Me: "Ereck Flowers can eat a dick in every orifice"

Specter: "He's TERRIBLE. I'm a better left tack- like, McCelvy, you're a better left tackle than Ereck Flowers"

McCelvy: "Well yeah I'm the shit..."

[Maj Whelan]

9:12 AM - Koch: thank u
9:12 AM - Koch: just got to the aliens with the big milk tiddies
 

[LTC Brueske]

@Maj RayTalking about coming back from his LOA

 

"OK I'm out. And also I'm getting Wendy's tonight, because I'm coming down from Mount LOA with the digital tablets in both hands."

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

1stLt Kardnal: "That Chinese restaurant is so authentic it got raided for human trafficking."

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Cpl Wauben: Sgt Carter, I need doc.
Sgt Carter: What happened?
Cpl Wauben: Well when you told me not to sit on the pointy end of my 240. .
Sgt Carter: I didn't tell you, I assumed it was common knowledge. It's a good way to burn out your barrel.

[GySgt Cole]

We didn't have many people show up for Team training so we postponed and made a little fun mission.

Choice quotes:

 

"Wait, go to Chernarus and go to the big school building."

"No, we can't shoot up a school."

 

"We must protect the our Sunni brothers from the Shiite invaders"

 

"Why did you shoot that Igla at me?"

 

"Fuck optics, I practiced shooting with no sights, like a proper terrorist."

 

 

 

 

[Capt (Ret) Wauben]

Me: "I'm drinking the healthy version of monster..."

McCelvy: "Fuck that's like me saying smoking Amercian Spirits are the healthy version of smoking cigarettes" 

[Cpl (Ret) VandeVord]

Imeson: If I meet my maker tomorrow I'm gonna say "What the fuck bro?!"

Edited March 25, 2018 by Cpl VandeVord
forgot a "

[MSgt Falconer]

Air to ground comms during Siren Song 01-18

Capt Jennings:  WILL CARPET BOMB FOR FREE, DIAL 1-800-JENNINGS-NOW
Oh man you get me a treeline and i'll turn it into a fucking charcoal production line
White phospours comes free

 

 

[CW3 (Ret) Jennings]

1 hour ago, Capt Falconer said:

Air to ground comms during Siren Song 01-18

Capt Jennings:  WILL CARPET BOMB FOR FREE, DIAL 1-800-JENNINGS-NOW
Oh man you get me a treeline and i'll turn it into a fucking charcoal production line
White phospours comes free

 

 

hey cocksucka it was over steam

[MSgt Falconer]

10 hours ago, Capt Jennings said:

hey cocksucka it was over steam

Still counts

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

GySgt Specter: I'm like Harry Potter but with less magic and more depression.

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

1stLt Kardnal: I'm gonna go take a nap

Charlie Team Lead: Kardnal don't you dare

1stLt Kardnal: *Goes Away*

Charlie Team Lead: KARDNAL!!! You bitch. Se this is why you don't give your bitches privileges

Edited April 5, 2018 by HM1 (FMF) Williams

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

*searching police vics in OSS 01-18*

 

Seixeiro: "Hey Pulliam, how much cocaine is bad?"

Me: "Uh... yes?"

Seixeiro: "Great answer. Hey Gwynne, grab all of it."

Edited April 7, 2018 by HM2 (FMF) Pulliam

[K. Cooper]

Edited April 11, 2018 by Sgt Cooper

[Specter]

53 minutes ago, Sgt Cooper said:

 

 

Fixed it for you

[GySgt Cole]

"My niece was over there beboping like what's his name, Squarepants Bob or some shit, and she's beboping around dancing and throwing the ball down the lane. Meanwhile I'm here using proper form, kicking my legs out, and she's kicking my ass!" McCelvy on Wii bowling

[SSgt Benson]

Brueske playing City Skylines and a natural disaster occurs.

 

Brueske: What happens when tornadoes go over land? Do they turn into waterspouts?

 

 

Edited April 15, 2018 by HM2 (FMF) Benson

[Seixeiro]

Cpl Seixeiro: I really wanna buy a lever action because I can't find a practical use for another AR.
SSgt Derr: You could go and find a school.

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

Hamm: "Hammeo Hammeo wherefore art thou Hammeo"
McAllister: "Thats funny because it comes from the play, Hamlet."
Moraven: "... what? No, it's from Romeo!"
 

[LTC Brueske]

Cpl Rougth: "What are you? A closet Black?"

Edited April 19, 2018 by LTC Brueske

[LTC Brueske]

McBean: "LOA Cole is my Dad"

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

J Willy, playing Tarkov: "Ray, I'm gonna die!"

Me: "Technically, we're all dyin--"

J Willy: "SHUT UP!"

[Capt Hart]

Cpl Turk: Yeah I'm going to hell. Its probably a nice place.

[Cpl (Ret) VandeVord]

Sgt Moraven: "It feels good to have a nice long tube in my hands"
Sgt Moraven an hour later recounting the moment.

Sgt Moraven: "It feels good to have a long tube in my mou..hands"

Edited April 21, 2018 by Cpl VandeVord