3d MRB Quote Book

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

1stLt Kardnal: We should take boats more often.

SSgt Carter: Unnecessary downtime.

1stLt Kardnal: Yeah but we can blast kid rock and annoy the Zeus operators.

SSgt Carter: You're tearing this unit apart one soundtrack at a time

[Osbourne]

1stLT Reeves: Well well well... What's that fucking smell?

[SSgt Benson]

Capt Falconer: Ill Pan your Cakes.

[GySgt Cole]

McCelvy: I don't know, she's cute but she's not hot. Maybe in ten years? She needs a couple dicks in her
Me: *snort*

Purcell: But you can be her daddy

McCelvy: Nah I don't want none of that

Specter: *hysterical laughter*

[SSgt Benson]

Me: Moraven, is your headache gone?

Moraven:  yeeeaaah..

Hamm:  Wait, im still here

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

HM3 Chase: "Ugghh, Chinook doesn't shoot things good."

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

A team of LCpls are shacked up, their chant is "One, two, three, LANCE CORPORALS! YEA!"

SSgt Carter: Hey LT can you hail Zeus and ask 'em to roll back the date to like, 2006 when being gay in the military was still grounds for a DD?

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Cpl Turk: I am here to deespense democracy and freedom (loading 249)

[Cpl (Ret) VandeVord]

Benson: I have a body pillow of Bingham behind me.

[Capt (Ret) Tullo]

During TFD Operation Siren Song:

 

Sgt Benson: This is really bad... this is the worst I have ever seen.

1stSgt Bingham: Yep this is bad bought we will get through it.

Sgt Benson: Guess it was a good time to get out of the Navy! 

[Osbourne]

DelPercio: Have a whiff...  NOICE

Edited May 6, 2018 by 2d LT Osbourne

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

SSgt Carter: (A minute and a half of half-started sentences and twice baked thoughts)

SSgt Carter: Nevermind, I'm retarded.
HM1 (FMF) Williams: Ok.

[D. Maxwell]

*ITC day 2 FTX, pulling security outside of our Vehicles*

*PFC with AT4 out*

SSgt Cooper - "Why do you have an AT4?"

PFC Boot - "I have no ammo"

SSgt Cooper - "Oh I have some amm- wait, we haven't even engaged anyone yet, hello?"

[GySgt (Ret) Kakta]

-Captain Hart- "That whole thing is Cancer Incarnate.."

Edited May 24, 2018 by HM3 Kakta

[Capt Hart]

Cpl Turk: Yeah that's the golden rule isn't it? "Don't get caught"

[Specter]

<14:13:50> "SSgt Cooper": typing fast is fidduifult
<14:13:51> "SSgt Cooper": dffult
<14:13:52> "SSgt Cooper": diffult
<14:13:53> "SSgt Cooper": difficiult
<14:13:55> "SSgt Cooper": difficult
<14:13:57> "SSgt Cooper": hard

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

Cpl McCord: "Ahh, don't pull down my zipper!"

[Capt Hart]

Cpl Turk: I want to roleplay more. Oh! I can make more gargley sounds!

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Remember RKO outta nowhere? I have the Australian version:

 

<22:25:13> "Sgt Gwynne": REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<22:25:15> Chat partner has closed the conversation
<22:25:16> Your chat partner has disconnected.

[Zietara]

Cpl McBean: "Fish s**t is can't be that bad, I mean they eat like plants and stuff."

Edited June 7, 2018 by LCpl Zietara

[LtCol (Ret) Makowski]

CW4 Whelan and myself mouthing off trying to get a rise out of the one another...

Me - "Listen just because your country can't fill your toilet like mine when you live on and island surrounded by water doesn't mean I should feel bad."
CW4 Whelan under his breath - "Take it back"

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

MSgt Wolfe: *knock knock* "Ghost?" *knock knock* "Ghost?" *knock knock* "Ghost?"

Cpl Ghost, in the world's worst Spanish accent: "Ah, no Ghost-e, no know..."

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

MSgt Wolfe: "Where was I in this moment of history?"

MSgt Wolfe: https://youtu.be/do3GcJs4sQk?t=12

MSgt Wolfe: "If she could go ahead and do that on my face, that'd be great."

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

The entire 3d MRB: "Hey, Ray. I have a question..."

[LtCol (Ret) Makowski]

49 minutes ago, Maj Ray said:

The entire 3d MRB: "Hey, Ray. I have a question..."

Better yet,

 

*Makowski Gives order*

The entire 3d MRB: "But Major Ray said.."