MSgt (Ret) Carter Posted June 21, 2018 *5 of us playing Seige* Mohid: Come on Carter you suck Me: I'm stoned on painkillers it's not my fault. Mohid: Ahhh, I wish I was stoned. Jk not today. Specter: The only thing you stone is women. *Incoherent laughter* 3 MSGT J. CARTER Retired
Capt Hart Posted June 25, 2018 Sgt DelPercio: The airforce has AFSOC, Marines is MARSOC, Navy is....NSFW? 1 1 CAPT J. HART MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment MRB Command Staff
Maj (Ret) Whelan Posted June 26, 2018 1stLt Cole: "I can't think of FDR's first name, I keep thinking feodore." 1 1 MAJ S. WHELAN Retired
SSgt Benson Posted June 27, 2018 Falconer - Rikard-Today at 9:12 PM Baz, get on TS. I feel like smacking some balls around before bed. 2 SSGT L. BENSON Critical Skills Operator 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
LTC Brueske Posted June 29, 2018 1stLt Baz: "Who has Wood" 1 LTC N. BRUESKE 1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment MRB Command Staff
Capt Hart Posted June 30, 2018 Capt Hart: Oh?! Why is Mycka unconscious? What did he do? Cpl Turk: Ooo! Lets take advantage of him! 4 CAPT J. HART MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment MRB Command Staff
SSgt (Ret) Moraven Posted July 10, 2018 LTC Brueske: "Did Detroit exist in '79?" 1 SSGT K. MORAVEN Retired
Zietara Posted July 10, 2018 Bohannon: Alright, once the pilot gives the green light I'll deploy the fast ropes and call out drop numbers. Whelan: Green light. Bo: Alright, doors opening, ropes ou- *helicopter explodes* 3
Zietara Posted July 10, 2018 *during SSgt Carter's Fun OP* SSgt Jones: Alright, so the ROE with the Mk 19- *explosion destroys MRAPs* Jones: ...just try not to hit some of the target areas where the HV- *MRAPs Explode and begin to cook off, GySgt Hito is flung into space* Jones: ...where the HVT might be. I don- *laughter* 5
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted July 10, 2018 Zietara: Ah these new breaching charges are cool Rivera: Put one on my chest. Front towards enemy right? I'll be the best pointman ever. Zietara: Yea, Once. 7 CAPT M. KARDNAL Retired
K. Rivera Posted July 12, 2018 (edited) By Bohannon [Playing Men Of War Assault Squad Two] Bohannon: I thought we said no artillery Torregrossa: What do you mean, Mortars aren't Artillery Bohannon: ... Torregrossa: Oh wait... Bohannon: [Mutes Mic] And That is why you're in a different MSOT with the ASVAB score of a cum dumpster [sighs] The type of stuff that happens when they are by themselves lmaoo Edited July 12, 2018 by HN Rivera 5
Capt Hart Posted July 16, 2018 Cpl Turk: Oh we got six times promotion points?!? That makes me so hard 5 CAPT J. HART MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment MRB Command Staff
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Popular Post Posted July 16, 2018 LTC Brueske: We're about to become the US Space Force 1st Space Marines Battalion at this rate (Chinook nose up and accelerating into the sky) 12 CAPT M. KARDNAL Retired
HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams Posted July 16, 2018 *Missle hits Chinook from 12km away* Sgt Van Dyke: I just choked on my quiche! 1 HMCS J. WILLIAMS Retired
LtCol (Ret) Makowski Posted July 16, 2018 *full giggle* GySgt "Mako, be advised Bruske reports he is engines off, at one thousand km kilometers per hour and increasing while passing 4km... would you like to have them just halo at this point?" 1 4 LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI Retired MRB Command Staff (R)
Capt (Ret) Jones Posted July 19, 2018 <19:33:38> "SSgt Carter": Parker is my spirit anal <19:33:43> "SSgt Carter": animal* <19:33:45> "SSgt Carter": hahaha <19:33:47> "2ndLt Jones": LMAO 6 CAPT J. JONES Retired
Capt (Ret) Jones Posted July 19, 2018 Prak: "I wish I could buy my Sim an AR-15." 3 CAPT J. JONES Retired
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted July 19, 2018 @Maj Makowski messaging me on Steam: Mako: *asks question about S-2 thing* Mako: Wait a sec Mako: Youre on LOA Me: *answers question* Mako: REEEEEEE Mako: *ignores yiu until you come bacn from loa* 2 2 MAJ E. RAY Retired MRB Command Staff (R)
Maj (Ret) Whelan Posted July 23, 2018 Capt Kardnal: "Aw I swiped right but I wanted to look at her ass more" 6 MAJ S. WHELAN Retired
HMCM (Ret) (FMF) Bernal Posted July 24, 2018 I was filling for 8321's FTX when suddenly: <12:32:50> "Capt Kardnal" pokes you: holy shit a unicorn <12:33:14> You poked "Capt Kardnal" with message: one day only <12:33:22> "Capt Kardnal": DEFINITELY A UNICORN THEN 4 1 HMCM (FMF) R. BERNAL Retired 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted August 4, 2018 (edited) Tales from CS OPSEC: Maj Makowski: "Now, when I'm on the ground, my callsign is Mako. When I'm in the air, my callsign is Sharknado." CW4 Whelan, suppressing his laughter: "It's funny but I fucking hate you so much right now!" Edited August 4, 2018 by Maj Ray 1 2 1 MAJ E. RAY Retired MRB Command Staff (R)
T. Cole Posted August 6, 2018 Pepperman: are you on boss net? Cole: im on not net because im not in the unit you big dumb fuckin bird boy Pepperman: REEE wauben sounded like u and i was like 'make a wish actual this is crusader 1' and noone laughed b/c it wasnt u lol 2
LTC Brueske Posted August 9, 2018 During an Amphibious assault on an enemy outpost in antistasi Wauben: "splash,out" Hart: "Yeah thats me dropping mortars on the outpost" Wauben: "Well i was making more of a boat joke, but i guess that works to" 1 1 LTC N. BRUESKE 1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment MRB Command Staff
Maj (Ret) Whelan Posted August 18, 2018 Maj Makowski, during a CS meeting: "Hold on, someone just snapchatted me porn and now I'm confused" 6 MAJ S. WHELAN Retired
LtCol (Ret) Makowski Posted September 2, 2018 HM2 Boardman - "Makowski you're Grandpa and Ray is dad.. Parker is like the dirty Uncle." 8 LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI Retired MRB Command Staff (R)
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