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Posted

*5 of us playing Seige*

Mohid: Come on Carter you suck
Me: I'm stoned on painkillers it's not my fault.
Mohid: Ahhh, I wish I was stoned. Jk not today.
Specter: The only thing you stone is women.
*Incoherent laughter*

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MSGT J. CARTER
Retired

 

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Posted

Sgt DelPercio: The airforce has AFSOC, Marines is MARSOC, Navy is....NSFW?

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted

Falconer -

Rikard-Today at 9:12 PM

Baz, get on TS. I feel like smacking some balls around before bed.

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SSGT L. BENSON

Critical Skills Operator

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
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Posted

1stLt Baz: "Who has Wood"

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LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted

Capt Hart: Oh?! Why is Mycka unconscious? What did he do?

 

Cpl Turk: Ooo! Lets take advantage of him!

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted

Bohannon: Alright, once the pilot gives the green light I'll deploy the fast ropes and call out drop numbers.

 

Whelan: Green light.

 

Bo: Alright, doors opening, ropes ou-

 

*helicopter explodes*

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Posted

*during SSgt Carter's Fun OP*

 

SSgt Jones: Alright, so the ROE with the Mk 19-

 

*explosion destroys MRAPs*

 

Jones: ...just try not to hit some of the target areas where the HV-

 

*MRAPs Explode and begin to cook off, GySgt Hito is flung into space*

 

Jones: ...where the HVT might be. I don- *laughter*

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Posted

Zietara: Ah these new breaching charges are cool

 

Rivera: Put one on my chest. Front towards enemy right? I'll be the best pointman ever.

 

Zietara: Yea, Once.

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CAPT M. KARDNAL
Retired

 

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Posted (edited)

By Bohannon

[Playing Men Of War Assault Squad Two]
Bohannon: I thought we said no artillery
Torregrossa: What do you mean, Mortars aren't Artillery
Bohannon: ...
Torregrossa: Oh wait...
Bohannon: [Mutes Mic] And That is why you're in a different MSOT with the ASVAB score of a cum dumpster [sighs]

The type of stuff that happens when they are by themselves lmaoo 

Edited by HN Rivera
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Posted

Cpl Turk: Oh we got six times promotion points?!? That makes me so hard

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted

*full giggle*

 

 

GySgt "Mako, be advised Bruske reports he is engines off, at one thousand km kilometers per hour and increasing while passing 4km... would you like to have them just halo at this point?"

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LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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Posted

<19:33:38> "SSgt Carter": Parker is my spirit anal
<19:33:43> "SSgt Carter": animal*
<19:33:45> "SSgt Carter": hahaha
<19:33:47> "2ndLt Jones": LMAO

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CAPT J. JONES 
Retired

 

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Posted

@Maj Makowski messaging me on Steam:

 

Mako: *asks question about S-2 thing*

Mako: Wait a sec

Mako: Youre on LOA

Me: *answers question*

Mako: REEEEEEE

Mako: *ignores yiu until you come bacn from loa*

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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Posted

I was filling for 8321's FTX when suddenly:

<12:32:50> "Capt Kardnal" pokes you: holy shit a unicorn

<12:33:14> You poked "Capt Kardnal" with message: one day only

<12:33:22> "Capt Kardnal": DEFINITELY A UNICORN THEN

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HMCM (FMF) R. BERNAL
Retired

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

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Posted (edited)

Tales from CS OPSEC:

 

Maj Makowski: "Now, when I'm on the ground, my callsign is Mako. When I'm in the air, my callsign is Sharknado."

CW4 Whelan, suppressing his laughter: "It's funny but I fucking hate you so much right now!"

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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Posted

Pepperman: are you on boss net?


Cole: im on not net because im not in the unit you big dumb

fuckin bird boy
 

Pepperman: REEE

wauben sounded like u and i was like 'make a wish actual this is crusader 1' and noone laughed

b/c it wasnt u

lol

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Posted

During an Amphibious assault on an enemy outpost in antistasi 

 

Wauben: "splash,out"

Hart: "Yeah thats me dropping mortars on the outpost"

Wauben: "Well i was making more of a boat joke, but i guess that works to"

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LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted

Maj Makowski, during a CS meeting: "Hold on, someone just snapchatted me porn and now I'm confused"

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MAJ S. WHELAN

Retired

 

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