3d MRB Quote Book

[SSgt Speirs]

"Yea it was one giant sperm farm" @WOC Speirs
"We're not talking about your room Speirs" @Sgt Spears

[Capt Hart]

After climbing up a very tall rock to heaven - Sgt Spears: You all look like ants!! They are ants!!

 

Maj Whelan *Lightning bolt*

 

 

https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestBlindingCormorantPupper

[2ndLt Night]

"We got a APC rolling around in front of us.......never mind thats a rock." @MSgt Bingham

[SSgt McMuster]

We've linked up with some Insur---Informants

- @Capt Hart (Mark Stanton)

[Capt Hart]

Sgt McManus: Are we moving in a wedge? A line? A column or just spattered?

Sgt Braathen: Red formation. Red formation. I want red formation

Sgt McManus: What's red formation??

Sgt Braathen: I want one lmg on each side

Sgt McManus: ....um....umm...I'm confused

[MSgt (Ret) Bingham]

Maj Whelan: "Lock it up"

Everyone in TF: "BOOYAHH GO SPACE FORCE!"

[CW4 Levorse]

"I want @CW3 Levorseto do me" - @WOC Speirs

[SSgt (Ret) Melbert]

2 from Maj Whelan

 

"Jog you fat piece of shit!" to MSgt Falconer who was walking to the UH-60 on the flight deck

"Did I hear you fucking idiots took the wrong set of stairs?! Fucking morons..."

 

Started the operation off strong.....

[Capt Hawkins]

In operation

MSgt Falconer: "Commanders initials are MH"
LTCorporal Brueske: "Errr Commanders initials are Mike errrrr uhhh Hawkins yah"

 

[GySgt Cole]

Hart: I'm an auxiliary pilot so I'm qualified to bring you in

*2 minutes later*

Hart: I don't know what's happening the helicopter has a mind of its own

[SSgt McMuster]

I love @MSgt Falconer, He has very sound ideas, if you're a fucking lunatic.

 

- @Cpl Buono

[SSgt McMuster]

My Bussy, my Business 

- @Cpl Buono

[SSgt McMuster]

It was supposed to be a little zap

- @Maj Whelan

 

[CW4 Levorse]

"I swear if you make me play with myself for 20 minutes" - @GySgt Songs

[CW4 Levorse]

"where's my face" - @MSgt Falconer

[CW4 Levorse]

"I will continue to fellate the Australian dong" - @Sgt McMuster

[SSgt O'Brien]

I have racial immunity to morphine overdose cause I'm a medic - @HM2 (FMF) Hamm

[SSgt McMuster]

McMuster, youre just jealous you don't have fat fuckin' tits. 

- @2ndLt Speirs

[HM2 (FMF) Millward]

are those civilians- @HN Millward

 

No they're enemies they just haven't picked up guns yet- @MSgt Falconer 

[SSgt McMuster]

@HMC (FMF) Wirth: SOUND OFF!

 

Element: Crickets

 

@HMC (FMF) Wirth: FUCK

 

 

[CW4 Levorse]

"I thought taking 6 at a time was your specialty" - @Capt Hague to @2ndLt Speirs

[Capt Hague]

<21:54:43> "HN Millward": its so goddamn cold my nipples could cut diamonds right now
<21:54:58> "HN Millward": you dont want pics
<21:55:17> "Cpl Night": you must not know corpsman in this team then milward
<21:55:33> "HN Millward": with check snap (he meant Wirth)

[SSgt McMuster]

"He quickly found out that my left ass cheek is less nice than my right ass cheek..."

 

- @SSgt Cole

[SSgt McMuster]

"Speirs is EXTREMELY horny" 

- @SSgt Cole

[Capt Hague]

10 hours ago, SSgt McMuster said:

"He quickly found out that my left ass cheek is less nice than my right ass cheek..."

 

- @SSgt Cole

🤨What are you doing at these so-called "Element trainings"  ?