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Capt (Ret) Dale

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Sgt McManus: Are we moving in a wedge? A line? A column or just spattered?

Sgt Braathen: Red formation. Red formation. I want red formation

Sgt McManus: What's red formation??

Sgt Braathen: I want one lmg on each side

Sgt McManus: ....um....umm...I'm confused

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2 from Maj Whelan

 

"Jog you fat piece of shit!" to MSgt Falconer who was walking to the UH-60 on the flight deck

"Did I hear you fucking idiots took the wrong set of stairs?! Fucking morons..."

 

Started the operation off strong.....

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In operation

MSgt Falconer: "Commanders initials are MH"
LTCorporal Brueske: "Errr Commanders initials are Mike errrrr uhhh Hawkins yah"

 

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<21:54:43> "HN Millward": its so goddamn cold my nipples could cut diamonds right now
<21:54:58> "HN Millward": you dont want pics
<21:55:17> "Cpl Night": you must not know corpsman in this team then milward
<21:55:33> "HN Millward": with check snap (he meant Wirth)

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10 hours ago, SSgt McMuster said:

"He quickly found out that my left ass cheek is less nice than my right ass cheek..."

 

- @SSgt Cole

🤨What are you doing at these so-called "Element trainings"  ?

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