3d MRB Quote Book

[LTC Brueske]

Me and @HMC (FMF) Kakta talking about a Medical incident I witnessed this morning

 

Kakta: A good skill especially if your BLS qualified is knowing how to use an IED and do proper chest compressions.

[CW4 Levorse]

"I'm gonna UWU a POW so hard" - @LCpl Spears

[W. McMuster]

"@HM1 (FMF) Benson I will shove my PP down your throat."

- @Capt Hart

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

 

[CW4 Levorse]

"I'm rubbing off @SSgt Songs" - @Sgt Speirs

[CW4 Levorse]

"@MSgt Falconerhow good are you at pulling out?" - @Sgt Speirs

[CW4 Levorse]

"I think she's Hot" - @MAJ Brueske
"SHARPS" - @Sgt Speirs
"Not you, don't flatter yourself" - @MSgt Falconer

[CW4 Levorse]

"@Capt Hartspunked on the table" - @Sgt Speirs

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"We're tossing you in a dick pit" - @MSgt Falconer

[Capt Hart]

@Maj Whelan - Please dont kill my character! That includes melting him!!

 

@MSgt Falconer - "Dew it"

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Will suck cock for titty" @Capt Hawkins

[MAJ Carrera]

 

[SSgt (Ret) Melbert]

"At the time HQ members had the impression Tac1 need head getting out far enough"

 

"...during witch Viking came upon a Factory compound..."

 

"The parole to OBJ Persia's..."

 

I thought Lt's were supposed to be college educated meaning they knew how to use grammar and punctuation right? (Copied from a certain LT's reports.....)

[LTC Brueske]

Maj Whelan about to start a debrief. 

 

"NO DAMMIT I DIDN'T SAY OK GOOGLE"

[Maj Whelan]

Capt Hart: "Yeah, she said I should invite my arma friends"

Hart's GF: "Because they're your only friends"

[Capt Hart]

MAJ Brueske: "Nice Cock"

[LTC Brueske]

MAJ Carrera: "Life is like a box of chocolates... AND IT GIVES YOU FUCKING COCONUT, GROSS"

@CW2 Levorse @MAJ Carrera

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"That's what I like about you, you just want the whole world to fuck" @MSgt Falconer

[W. McMuster]

"Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy diddling a boy" - @SSgt Bohannon on Catholics

[HMC (Ret) (FMF) Frase]

welcome to Brueske's mod repair service how may i help you? @MAJ Brueske

[GySgt (Ret) Kakta]

(Slightly Buzzed) Maj Whelan - "I tilted my head back to take a swig of bourbon and my headset almost fell off so I duct taped it to my head for Saftey Reasons" 

[CW4 Levorse]

"Alright I'll kill some civilians" - @Maj Whelan

[SSgt Benson]

@Sgt Boyle "Have you seen how thicc my boy is?"

[Sgt (Ret) Chase]

LClp Derek: "Peach you got no right being that goddamn thicc."

LClp Orion: "No Right."

[Capt Hart]

Kakta: "-- he's got like pamphlets....with a manifesto and stuff"

Songs: "He's turning into cole!"