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3 hours ago, Capt Hague said:

🤨What are you doing at these so-called "Element trainings"  ?

>.>

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"We don't have a hostage negotiator, we just have @MSgt Falconer!" - @SSgt McMuster

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CAPT M. BOYLE
MSOT 8312 Team Leader | S-2 Battle Captain / Zeus Operator / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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"Speirs is on the mission, you should be concerned about other things going up your ass"  @CW4 Levorse
"mmmmmm, Pegging" @Capt Hawkins

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CW4 V. LEVORSE

Reserves

160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

 

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"Kat out of hell, about that" - @HMC (FMF) Wirth when thinking up of a name for a KAT medical bug

SSGT L. BENSON

Critical Skills Operator

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
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@HM3 Mira during all of 8321 fun training op: Rough's element is in a rough state.

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SSGT L. ROUGTHVEDT

S-1 A&D SNCOIC | S-2 Zeus Operator

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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@LCpl Shepard after HQ beats the helicopter back to base:

 

"PT Pays off"

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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"He can say the c-word, because he's Han Chinese!" - @SSgt McMuster
"Uh, no..." - @Cpl Wilcox
"Look the law of probability says I had a good chance!" - @SSgt McMuster

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CAPT M. BOYLE
MSOT 8312 Team Leader | S-2 Battle Captain / Zeus Operator / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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GAS GAS GAS.....the Kurds - "Warcrimes" @MSgt Falconer 

LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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Me - "Hold on I got a message from my dad"
Hamm - "Why do you have a dad?"
Rough - "Because hes white!"

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SSGT L. BENSON

Critical Skills Operator

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
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"McMuster, what's your situation" - @Capt Hague 

"YARR, BROADSIDE!" - @GySgt McMuster as his boat engages a hostile gunboat

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CAPT M. BOYLE
MSOT 8312 Team Leader | S-2 Battle Captain / Zeus Operator / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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"let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl" - @Maj Whelan and @LCpl Kobrinski

 

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CAPT M. BOYLE
MSOT 8312 Team Leader | S-2 Battle Captain / Zeus Operator / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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"Did I just hear the word 'Incest train'?" - @LCpl Morse

"That's two words, but yes" - @SSgt O'Brien

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CAPT M. BOYLE
MSOT 8312 Team Leader | S-2 Battle Captain / Zeus Operator / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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