MSgt McMuster Posted September 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Capt Hague said: 🤨What are you doing at these so-called "Element trainings" ? >.> 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj Whelan Posted September 17, 2020 @WOC Givens "Sometimes you got to eat the shitter like an apple fritter, and if it starts to spray you better pray" 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CW4 Levorse Posted September 18, 2020 "You have to clear that with @SSgt Boyle, he's the foreskin collector" - @SSgt McMuster 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MSgt McMuster Posted September 26, 2020 "Pepe's Pizza is not worth it, Connecticut pizza is trash" - @Cpl Jordan   @SSgt Cole 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Boyle Posted October 19, 2020 "We don't have a hostage negotiator, we just have @MSgt Falconer!" - @SSgt McMuster 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MSgt McMuster Posted October 22, 2020 "gonna be honest, not sure how I feel about the monkey business" - @Capt Hague 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CW4 Levorse Posted November 7, 2020 "Speirs is on the mission, you should be concerned about other things going up your ass" @CW4 Levorse "mmmmmm, Pegging" @Capt Hawkins 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSgt Benson Posted November 12, 2020 "Kat out of hell, about that" - @HMC (FMF) Wirth when thinking up of a name for a KAT medical bug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSgt Rougthvedt Posted November 29, 2020 @HM3 Mira during all of 8321 fun training op: Rough's element is in a rough state. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Hart Posted November 30, 2020 @LCpl Shepard after HQ beats the helicopter back to base:  "PT Pays off" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GySgt Cole Posted December 1, 2020 "I found my dongle! @Sgt Flick *five minutes of laughing* "what was the dongle for?" "Guitar hero." @Sgt Flick 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Boyle Posted January 22, 2021 "He can say the c-word, because he's Han Chinese!" - @SSgt McMuster "Uh, no..." - @Cpl Wilcox "Look the law of probability says I had a good chance!" - @SSgt McMuster 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CW4 Levorse Posted February 8, 2021 "Crack the whip harder, I like it" - @LTC Brueske 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CW4 Levorse Posted March 15, 2021 "This is Bukkake actual, stand by" - @MAJ Carrera Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CW4 Levorse Posted March 18, 2021 "We have experience handling wood" - @Capt Hague 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LTC Brueske Posted March 29, 2021 GAS GAS GAS.....the Kurds - "Warcrimes" @MSgt Falconer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MSgt McMuster Posted April 16, 2021 You see this Bherd? -Southern @Capt Hart 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSgt Benson Posted April 17, 2021 Me - "Hold on I got a message from my dad" Hamm - "Why do you have a dad?" Rough - "Because hes white!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Boyle Posted April 19, 2021 "McMuster, what's your situation" - @Capt Hague "YARR, BROADSIDE!" - @GySgt McMuster as his boat engages a hostile gunboat 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Boyle Posted May 2, 2021 "let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl" - @Maj Whelan and @LCpl Kobrinski  2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Night Posted May 16, 2021 "Ever just take a shit in the shower and then just have to stomp the shit down the drain........no just me?" - @Cpl Winters to Viking 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Mira Posted September 4, 2021 "Some kind of sex reference" - @MAJ Carrera 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Boyle Posted September 26, 2021 "Did I just hear the word 'Incest train'?" - @LCpl Morse "That's two words, but yes" - @SSgt O'Brien 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HMC (FMF) Millward Posted October 2, 2021 im starting to think there something with me and goats - @MSgt McManus  im glad that god keeps answering my prayers- @Maj Whelan  What?- @MSgt McManus  What?- @Maj Whelan 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CW4 Levorse Posted October 3, 2021 "Swallow the dick" - @SSgt Boyle "Never spit" - @Capt Hague Share this post Link to post Share on other sites