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Capt (Ret) Dale

By Capt (Ret) Dale
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LTC Brueske   

LTC Brueske
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Me and @HMC (FMF) Kakta talking about a Medical incident I witnessed this morning

 

Kakta: A good skill especially if your BLS qualified is knowing how to use an IED and do proper chest compressions.

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LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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R. Carrendar
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Why does everyone know me as "the guy afraid of birds"? Did they add that to the fucking ITC course?? - Pepperman

Specter
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@SSgt McCelvy and I discussing his new channel: Me: Shit, now that we're actually in here, we should take the plastic covers off the furniture. McCelvy: I'm black, those are staying on.

Capt (Ret) Kardnal
Capt (Ret) Kardnal

Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport? MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy? Capt Kardnal

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Capt Hart   

Capt Hart
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@Maj Whelan - Please dont kill my character! That includes melting him!!

 

@MSgt Falconer - "Dew it"

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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Capt Carrera   

Capt Carrera
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CAPT K. CARRERA
S-4 OIC

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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SSgt (Ret) Melbert   

SSgt (Ret) Melbert
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"At the time HQ members had the impression Tac1 need head getting out far enough"

 

"...during witch Viking came upon a Factory compound..."

 

"The parole to OBJ Persia's..."

 

I thought Lt's were supposed to be college educated meaning they knew how to use grammar and punctuation right? (Copied from a certain LT's reports.....)

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SSGT C. MELBERT

Retired

 

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LTC Brueske   

LTC Brueske
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Maj Whelan about to start a debrief. 

 

"NO DAMMIT I DIDN'T SAY OK GOOGLE"

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LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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Maj (Ret) Whelan   

Maj (Ret) Whelan
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Capt Hart: "Yeah, she said I should invite my arma friends"

Hart's GF: "Because they're your only friends"

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MAJ S. WHELAN

Retired

 

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Capt Hart   

Capt Hart
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MAJ Brueske: "Nice Cock"

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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LTC Brueske   

LTC Brueske
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MAJ Carrera: "Life is like a box of chocolates... AND IT GIVES YOU FUCKING COCONUT, GROSS"

@CW2 Levorse @MAJ Carrera

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LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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GySgt (Ret) Kakta   

GySgt (Ret) Kakta
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(Slightly Buzzed) Maj Whelan - "I tilted my head back to take a swig of bourbon and my headset almost fell off so I duct taped it to my head for Saftey Reasons" 

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GYSGT S. KAKTA

Retired
 

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SSgt Benson   

SSgt Benson
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@Sgt Boyle "Have you seen how thicc my boy is?"

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SSGT L. BENSON

Critical Skills Operator

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
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Sgt (Ret) Chase   

Sgt (Ret) Chase
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LClp Derek: "Peach you got no right being that goddamn thicc."

LClp Orion: "No Right."

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SGT C. CHASE
Retired

 

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Capt Hart   

Capt Hart
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Kakta: "-- he's got like pamphlets....with a manifesto and stuff"

Songs: "He's turning into cole!"

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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