3d MRB Quote Book

[W. McMuster]

3 hours ago, Capt Hague said:

🤨What are you doing at these so-called "Element trainings"  ?

>.>

[Maj (Ret) Whelan]

@WOC Givens "Sometimes you got to eat the shitter like an apple fritter, and if it starts to spray you better pray"

[CW4 Levorse]

"You have to clear that with @SSgt Boyle, he's the foreskin collector" -  @SSgt McMuster

[W. McMuster]

"Pepe's Pizza is not worth it, Connecticut pizza is trash"

- @Cpl Jordan

 

 

@SSgt Cole

[Capt Boyle]

"We don't have a hostage negotiator, we just have @MSgt Falconer!" - @SSgt McMuster

[W. McMuster]

"gonna be honest, not sure how I feel about the monkey business"

- @Capt Hague

[CW4 Levorse]

"Speirs is on the mission, you should be concerned about other things going up your ass"  @CW4 Levorse
"mmmmmm, Pegging" @Capt Hawkins

[SSgt Benson]

"Kat out of hell, about that" - @HMC (FMF) Wirth when thinking up of a name for a KAT medical bug

[SSgt Rougthvedt]

@HM3 Mira during all of 8321 fun training op: Rough's element is in a rough state.

[Capt Hart]

@LCpl Shepard after HQ beats the helicopter back to base:

 

"PT Pays off"

[T. Cole]

"I found my dongle! @Sgt Flick

*five minutes of laughing*

"what was the dongle for?"

"Guitar hero." @Sgt Flick

[Capt Boyle]

"He can say the c-word, because he's Han Chinese!" - @SSgt McMuster
"Uh, no..." - @Cpl Wilcox
"Look the law of probability says I had a good chance!" - @SSgt McMuster

[CW4 Levorse]

"Crack the whip harder, I like it" - @LTC Brueske

[CW4 Levorse]

"This is Bukkake actual, stand by" - @MAJ Carrera

[CW4 Levorse]

"We have experience handling wood" - @Capt Hague

[LTC Brueske]

GAS GAS GAS.....the Kurds - "Warcrimes" @MSgt Falconer 

[W. McMuster]

You see this Bherd?

-Southern @Capt Hart

[SSgt Benson]

Me - "Hold on I got a message from my dad"
Hamm - "Why do you have a dad?"
Rough - "Because hes white!"

[Capt Boyle]

"McMuster, what's your situation" - @Capt Hague 

"YARR, BROADSIDE!" - @GySgt McMuster as his boat engages a hostile gunboat

[Capt Boyle]

"let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl" - @Maj Whelan and @LCpl Kobrinski

 

[Capt (Ret) Night]

"Ever just take a shit in the shower and then just have to stomp the shit down the drain........no just me?" - @Cpl Winters to Viking

[Capt (Ret) Mira]

"Some kind of sex reference" - @MAJ Carrera

[Capt Boyle]

"Did I just hear the word 'Incest train'?" - @LCpl Morse

"That's two words, but yes" - @SSgt O'Brien

[B. Millward]

im starting to think there something with me and goats - @MSgt McManus

 

im glad that god keeps answering my prayers- @Maj Whelan

 

What?- @MSgt McManus

 

What?- @Maj Whelan

[CW4 Levorse]

"Swallow the dick" - @SSgt Boyle
"Never spit" - @Capt Hague